Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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