Need sex. Gaining weight.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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