Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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