Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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