Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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