I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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