his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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