he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He shit in the fireplace
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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