I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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