I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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