He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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