I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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