My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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