it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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