Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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