But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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