ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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