I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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