i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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