I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
NoShamevember. You game?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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