hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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