I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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