I wish I only lived at night.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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