Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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