Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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