is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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