Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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