I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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