This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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