yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
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I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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