May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
