i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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