I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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