You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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