She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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