I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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