she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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