But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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