Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
