I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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