I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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