Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Drunk is a universal language darling
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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