Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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