If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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