i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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