whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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