I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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