How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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