i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Two words: blizzard sex
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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