goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Shame is for Republicans.
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