Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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