Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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