Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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