I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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