Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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