Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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