Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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